Black Friday 2025: She’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail?

Logan Roy is turning in his cold grave.

“Anyone who believes that I am getting out, please shove the bunting up your ass.”

The numbers tell one story. The signals, another. Amazon, you go first.

AI Chatbots & Agents accounted for $14.2bn in global sales, $3bn in the US alone

AI-referred traffic to retailers surged 805% YoY

Rufus usage surged 70% in just two weeks leading to Black Friday. At this…