All businesses must now become the same business. Please adjust your entire operation accordingly. Different pricing? Unusual customers? A business model that refuses to fit neatly into a dropdown?The Department of Acceptable Commerce would like a word.
The first of our new V Spot PSAs with Shopware is here: The Beige Emergency.
From Monday, all businesses must become the same business. Sounds familiar, right?Wholesaler? Fashion brand? Manufacturer?
Irrelevant. You now sell six beige T-shirts.
Your pricing rules have been replaced by vibes.
Developers wishing to build something different must complete Form NO.
Processing time: the remainder of their career.
Any business claiming to have unusual requirements will be referred to the Department of Having Fewer Requirements.
Bring your own chair.
If you hear someone say, “But that is not how our business works,” remain calm.
They are experiencing an independent thought.
This fictional warning was brought to you by Shopware.
Open. Developer-first.
Please continue being your own business.
Note: Thanks to Jason Nyhus for my new logo - he captured a sneaky picture of me in Chicago in 24, I have been waiting for it to resurface.
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