Surely you can’t be serious. I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.

You're Sarah, founder of Evergreen Essentials, a DTC brand you've nurtured from your garage.

You're Sarah, founder of Evergreen Essentials, a DTC brand you've nurtured from your garage to a $130M ARR powerhouse over eight years. Your 87-person team is celebrating the finalization of your Spring/Summer 2026 collection – designed in-house, manufactured in Guangzhou. Then President Trump's "Declaration of LiberF*ckinAtion Day" tariffs hit. Overnig…