The Ostrich Report -Week 4 The eBay Edition Part 1
A sonnet to eBay
The Ostrich Report, Week 4: A Love Song for a Platform That Ghosted Us
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Oh eBay, thou ancient temptress of the trade,
Whose listings once made hearts and PayPal swoon.
We sung thy glory 'fore Amazon did invade,
Now all that’s left—a dusty Deals tab strewn.
Thy Turbo Lister—curse its cruel lag!
Thy categories, like ghosts, do rearran…
